Ten Rules For Men In Regards To Women

To stay clean and to stay out of trouble in dealing with women,  men need to follow these ten important rules:

  1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home.

  2. It’s important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.

  3. It’s important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.

  4. It’s important to have a woman who has a job.

  5. It’s important to have a woman who really likes you and truly loves you.

  6. It’s important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.

  7. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

  8. It’s very important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn’t lie to you.

  9. It’s equally important to have a woman who is good in bed.

And last but not the least of all these cardinal rules:

10. It’s very, very important that these “nine” women do not know each other (hey, this one is only a joke, but could be worth trying he-he) :D

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Posted on 06/27/2011, in Filipino Humor, Filipino Jokes, Philippines, Pilipinas, Pinay, Pinoy, Pinoy Humor, pinoy jokes, Tagalog and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Mag-iwan ng puna.

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