Ten Rules For Men In Regards To Women

To stay clean and to stay out of trouble in dealing with women,  men need to follow these ten important rules:

  1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home.

  2. It’s important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.

  3. It’s important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.

  4. It’s important to have a woman who has a job.

  5. It’s important to have a woman who really likes you and truly loves you.

  6. It’s important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.

  7. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

  8. It’s very important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn’t lie to you.

  9. It’s equally important to have a woman who is good in bed.

And last but not the least of all these cardinal rules:

10. It’s very, very important that these “nine” women do not know each other (hey, this one is only a joke, but could be worth trying he-he) 😀

The Erap’s Prayer

Gambling father

Who art in jueteng

Hakot be thy name

Thy kickback come

Thy wealth be done

In Wack-Wack as it is in San Juan.

Give me this day

My daily bribe

And conceal all my sins

As i conceal those who sin along with me

And if i am led into temptation

Deliver me from criticism

For mine is the country, its power, and its money

Forever and ever

Amen.

Mga Piling Hi-Tech Gadyets Na Panregalo Sa Father’s Day

Malapit na naman nating ipagdiwang lahat ang araw ng mga tatay at dads sa halos buong panig ng mundo. Alam mo na ba kung ano ang ireregalo mo sa iyong tatay o dad sa nalalapit na Father’s day? Bilang isang mabuting anak paano mo ba reregaluhan ang isang taong napakahalaga sa iyong buhay? Kailangan bang ang iyong regalo ay isang mamahaling bagay para matuwa ang iyong dad o ang iyong tatay? Para sa akin ay hindi mahalaga kung mamahalin man o may kamurahan lang ang regalo mo sa iyong tatay o dad para sa Father’s day. Ang mas mahalaga ay ang iyong pagpapakita ng tunay na pagmamahal at pagpapahalaga sa iyong tatay o dad hindi lamang sa araw ng Father’s day kundi pati na rin sa pang araw-araw nating pamumuhay. Ang ilan sa mga sumusunod ay mga cool na cool na gadyets sa ibat-ibang kategorya at presyo na sa palagay ko ay magugustuhan at magandang iregalo sa iyong tatay o dad sa darating na Father’s day:

• Apple iPad 2 – priced at around 23,990 pesos
• LG Optimus Black Android Phone – priced at around 19,900 pesos
• Blackberry Curve 8520  Smart Phone– priced at around 11,500 pesos (Prepaid Plan)
• carNavi Eco 300 Car Navigation – priced at around 9,900 pesos
• WD Elements Media Player – priced at around 7,950 pesos
• Panasonic Lumix S1 Digital Camera – priced at around 6,990 pesos
• CD-R King 3G Mobile Wireless-N Broadband Router – priced at around 2,180 pesos
• Philips SHQ4000 Sports Headphones – priced at around 1,899 pesos
• Genius Ring PC Mouse – priced at around 2,495 pesos
• Mili Power Miracle (Portable Electronics Power Supply) priced at around 1,650 pesos

Advance happy Father’s day sa lahat ng mga Filipinong tatay at dad sa buong Pilipinas at sa buong mundo. Hanggang sa muli kong blog mga kapuso at kabayan. Hope you like and enjoy my gift suggestions! Mabuhay tayong lahat!